President Bone Spur Wins a Purple Heart

According to Rupert Murdoch’s Fox Propaganda, Trump was “defiant” after being shot. Like most things Fox, that’s not the truth; it’s Truth Social. The moment Trump sensed danger he leapt face-first to the deck. The Orange Leader the Secret Service pulled to his feet looked like a weak, terrified old man who had just crapped his pants and didn’t know where he was. He was too scared to even walk, so the Secret Service hand-carried him off the stage. Seconds before they loaded Trump into a waiting car, he squinted at the sun as though it was a solar eclipse, then managed a weak fist-pump as the crown cheered. That’s not exactly what the media is showing you. Watch it again.

To be truthful, I would have been scared witless like private Bone Spur was, only less inclined to pump my fist like I had scored a touchdown.

Another thing Murdoch doesn’t want you to see is convicted Russian spy and former National Rifle Association lobbyist Maria Butina giving us a defiant fist-pump of her own, since Trump was shot by a Republican dork with a Second Amendment-protected assault rifle she helped Putin put in the imbecil’s hands. Maria must fist-pump with her middle finger extended.

Is there no end to the irony?