The First thing to Know: Joe Biden’s Memory

The first thing to know about Joe Biden’s memory is that most voters prefer it to Mitch McConnell’s senior brain freeze minutes, or the Orange Duce’s insane rambling rants and confused “Pelosi” brain farts. Would the American public prefer a younger president?  Of course they would!

Of course they would  ….but will they vote for Mr. Biden once they’re in the booth in November?

I know I will, and I sincerely hope you will too;  but between now and the election, someone (looking at you, Dr. Jill) needs to tell Mr. Biden that the Botox makes him look like he just had a facial at Area 51. It looks ridiculous and stiff, and it doesn’t make him look younger. Who is it that’s telling him he looks great? Stop it!  Americans expect their presidents to go into office looking young and come out looking a little dog-eared and shop-worn, if not outright gray and haggard. Someone tell him to ease up on the Botox!