Exploding Heads Up: If Musk’s melon blows, the Twitter goes!
Today Mr. Musk brays loudly and lame, rubber crutch tips on fire as he sweeps majestically across the night sky in a classic crash-and-burn configuration. I am told that most psychologists recommend setting the Ego Command and Control (EC&C) at an internal pressure of 32-34 pounds per square inch (psi); however, after being snubbed by Vladimir Putin in Ukraine and slammed by Donald Trump in the news media at large, Mr. Musk now finds himself being almost universally snubbed by thinking men and women everywhere. You can imagine that his giant noggin must be pressurized up into the EC&C red zone right about now at 85-90 psi …so why don’t the rocket scientists at Space-X tell him before his head explodes? Maybe they aren’t telling him as a mean-spirited joke, like watching in silence as an unsuspecting pedestrian slips on a banana peel. If they already know his head is going to blow but simply aren’t telling him …well, that’s a very dangerous game, my friends, and one that could get someone splattered with what passes for Mr. Musk’s brains.