Move Over Epstein, There’s a New Friend in Town:
Meet Trump’s Next Best Friend, Mark Carney
Donald Trump had a change of heart about Canada’s Prime Minister, Mark Carney. Today, Mr. Carney is “a World Class Leader” because today, Mr. Trump really doesn’t have any choice: Mr. Carney has him by the balls, so naturally, Trump’s heart and mind followed.
When the American Bloviator recently tried out his signature Mafia move (extortion) on Canada, he met with …I believe the popular buzz-word is “pushback.” Not an elegant speaker, Mr. Trump essentially said, “Nice country you got there, Canada. Shame if it was to become our fifty-first state.”
But that was yesterday. Today, Mr. Carney is his new best friend …at least, that’s what Trump is floating in today’s run-it-past-the press-first gambit. Mind you, Mr. Carney did something to bring about Trump’s apparent change of heartless without resorting to any expected Kushner bribes, effusive over-the-top flattery, or that compulsory blowjob Mafia Don usually demands; and with the full blunt-force of the United States standing in as his “goombah,” BLOATUS usually gets his way. So the real mystery is: What did Mark Carney do to cause Mr. Trump’s sudden about face? Continue reading